The League
Team names change every season. The managers don't. Rosters shown for the 2026 season.
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Mediocre Champion
Reigning Champion
Decade of suffering finally paid off in 2025. Lifelong Bills fan, perpetual hopeful.
1× Champion· 2025
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Bend Those Knees
Quietly Dangerous
2× Champion (2018, 2022). Quietly dangerous. Drinks his coffee out of a "Tears of My Fantasy Football Opponents" mug. Make of that what you will.
2× Champion· 2018, 2022
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Bye Week
Loud Opinions, Louder Helmets
2023 Champion. Has never had a quiet take — and drafts with the kind of head protection most of us only wish we had.
1× Champion· 2023
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IR Champions
Quiet Assassin
2× Champion (2019, 2024). Two rings, one badge, and a championship bite to prove it. Currently trolling himself with his 2026 team name.
2× Champion· 2019, 2024
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Dicker? I hardly knew her
Master of the Chat One-Liner
Specializes in roasting Bunk and demanding investigations every time Leighton makes the playoffs. Once proposed disqualifying first AND second place to award the championship to third.
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Dawgs
New Blood
Looking to crack the championship board. Hungry. Once took a selfie with Deshaun Watson — allegedly.
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What'chu Talkin' Bout Willis
Approach With Caution
2× Champion (2017, 2021). The league's most 'creative' trader.
2× Champion· 2017, 2021
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C+
Poet Laureate of Trash Talk
Has dedicated entire team names to mocking Bunk. A craftsman.
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TD Bar
Annual Draft Grade Champion
Loves the offseason hype. The regular season? Less so.
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Hakuna Mathomas
Phone Drafter Extraordinaire
2020 Champion ('Wear A Damn Mask'). Drafted his entire roster on his phone once and still won.
1× Champion· 2020