Manager avatarKris
2026 Team
King of Mediocre
Reigning Champion
Decade of suffering finally paid off in 2025. Lifelong Bills fan, perpetual hopeful.
1× Champion· 2025Past Team Names (3)
- · Bad Luck Bunk Returns
- · Bunk's Funk
- · Bunkrupt
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Team names change every season. The managers don't. Rosters shown for the 2026 season.
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Manager avatarKyle
2026 Team
Bend Those Knees
Quietly Dangerous
2× Champion (2018, 2022). Quietly dangerous. Drinks his coffee out of a "Tears of My Fantasy Football Opponents" mug. Make of that what you will.
2× Champion· 2018, 2022Past Team Names (1)
- · Bend the Knee
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Robert
2026 Team
Bye Week
Loud Opinions, Louder Team Names
2023 Champion. Has never had a quiet take.
1× Champion· 2023Past Team Names (2)
- · Bunk's An Awful Commissioner
- · Paper Champion
Manager avatarDavid
2026 Team
IR Champions
Quiet Assassin
2× Champion (2019, 2024). Two rings, one badge, and a championship bite to prove it. Currently trolling himself with his 2026 team name.
2× Champion· 2019, 2024Past Team Names (2)
- · Cooked Up A Dub
- · David's Team
Manager avatarJeff
2026 Team
Dicker? I hardly knew her
Master of the Chat One-Liner
Specializes in roasting Bunk and demanding investigations every time Leighton makes the playoffs. Once proposed disqualifying first AND second place to award the championship to third.
Past Team Names (1)
- · Daddy Bunk made me a catboy
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Tom
2026 Team
Dawgs
New Blood
Looking to crack the championship board. Hungry.
Manager avatarLeighton
2026 Team
Just the Tua Us
Approach With Caution
2× Champion (2017, 2021). The league's most 'creative' trader.
2× Champion· 2017, 2021Past Team Names (1)
- · Why Suh Serious
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Rusty
2026 Team
D- Bitch
Poet Laureate of Trash Talk
Has dedicated entire team names to mocking Bunk. A craftsman.
Past Team Names (1)
- · Ode to Bunk (Symphony no. 9)
Manager avatarZack
2026 Team
TD Bar
Annual Draft Grade Champion
Loves the offseason hype. The regular season? Less so.
Manager avatarOren
2026 Team
Hakuna Mathomas
Phone Drafter Extraordinaire
2020 Champion ('Wear A Damn Mask'). Drafted his entire roster on his phone once and still won.
1× Champion· 2020Past Team Names (2)
- · Triple Threat
- · Wear A Damn Mask