Official Rulebook
LEAGUE RULES
Read 'em. Know 'em. No excuses on Sunday.
SCORING BREAKDOWN
Straight from the Yahoo league settings. Fractional points on, negative points on. No excuses.
Offense
| Passing Yards | 25 yards per point |
| Passing Touchdowns | 6 (Yahoo default: 4) |
| Interceptions | -1 |
| Rushing Yards | 10 yards per point |
| Rushing Touchdowns | 6 |
| Receptions | 1 (Yahoo default: 0.5) |
| Receiving Yards | 10 yards per point |
| Receiving Touchdowns | 6 |
| Return Touchdowns | 6 |
| 2-Point Conversions | 2 |
| Fumbles Lost | -2 |
| Offensive Fumble Return TD | 6 |
Kickers
| Field Goals 0-19 Yards | 3 |
| Field Goals 20-29 Yards | 3 |
| Field Goals 30-39 Yards | 3 |
| Field Goals 40-49 Yards | 4 |
| Field Goals 50+ Yards | 5 |
| Point After Attempt Made | 1 |
Defense / Special Teams
| Sack | 1 |
| Interception | 2 |
| Fumble Recovery | 2 |
| Touchdown | 6 |
| Safety | 2 |
| Block Kick | 2 |
| Kickoff and Punt Return TDs | 6 |
| Extra Point Returned | 2 |
| Points Allowed 0 | 10 |
| Points Allowed 1-6 | 7 |
| Points Allowed 7-13 | 4 |
| Points Allowed 14-20 | 1 |
| Points Allowed 21-27 | 0 |
| Points Allowed 28-34 | -1 |
| Points Allowed 35+ | -4 |
UNWRITTEN RULES
The actual rulebook lives above. These are the sacred rules — forged in the group chat, enforced by peer pressure, and binding under league common law. Where the chat and the Yahoo settings agree, it's noted.
Rule No. 1
The "No Trade with Leighton" Rule
Approach all Leighton trade proposals with extreme caution. The chat has a colorful name for what tends to happen. You've been warned.
Trade Approval
The Third-Party Cosign
Every trade gets eyeballs from outside the deal. Vetoes are real. Collusion gets the gavel.
Matches Yahoo: Trade Review = League Votes · 6 votes to veto · 1-day reject window.
Trade Deadline
Lock It Down Early
Trades close well before playoffs. No end-of-season "favors" between eliminated teams and contenders.
Matches Yahoo: Trade End Date Nov 22 · draft-pick trades disabled entirely.
Waivers
Reverse Standings Priority
Last place gets first pick. The bottom of the table deserves a shot at the breakout RB too.
Matches Yahoo: weekly rolling list based on standings · 2-day waiver time · max 3 adds per week.
The Bunk Files
A Decade of Suffering, One Ring
Kris Bunk spent ten years as the league's lovable last-place punching bag — inspiring an entire catalog of mocking team names: Bad Luck Bunk Returns, Bunk's An Awful Commissioner, Daddy Bunk made me a catboy, Ode to Bunk (Symphony No. 9). In 2025 he won his first championship as King of Mediocre. The lore is canon.