Official Rulebook
LEAGUE RULES
Read 'em. Know 'em. No excuses on Sunday.
UNWRITTEN RULES
The actual rulebook lives above. These are the sacred rules — forged in the group chat, enforced by peer pressure, and binding under league common law.
Rule No. 1
The "No Trade with Leighton" Rule
Approach all Leighton trade proposals with extreme caution. The chat has a colorful name for what tends to happen. You've been warned.
Trade Approval
The Third-Party Cosign
Every trade requires approval from at least one league member outside the deal. Vetoes are real. Collusion gets the gavel.
Trade Deadline
Lock It Down Early
Trades close well before playoffs. No end-of-season "favors" between eliminated teams and contenders.
Waivers
Reverse Standings Priority
Last place gets first pick. The bottom of the table deserves a shot at the breakout RB too.
The Bunk Files
A Decade of Suffering, One Ring
Kris Bunk spent ten years as the league's lovable last-place punching bag — inspiring an entire catalog of mocking team names: Bad Luck Bunk Returns, Bunk's An Awful Commissioner, Daddy Bunk made me a catboy, Ode to Bunk (Symphony No. 9). In 2025 he won his first championship as King of Mediocre. The lore is canon.